Gather round children and open your ears
to a song so sweet that will bring you to tears

The Piper is coming – – He’s very near

Playing his sweet tune of Paranoia and fear

Come on, come out, Come all to play

Your parents already said it’s okay

In fact, they approve of all he will say

AND they homeschooled you ever so well

This is a “Turning Point” can’t you tell

MLK wasn’t that great anyway!

Plus, you’ve got white skin  so Hooray, Hooray 

You already know Jesus was as white as snow

And, of course, so, too, was Peter and Paul

As you can see in their pictures on your bedroom wall 

and in the lobby of your Church Hall

And Lo and Behold, What do I see,

It’s new statues of Charlie and Erika looking at you and me!

Look Kids: How Brave, Courageous and Tall

Slavery wasn’t that bad at all!

I can hear the pipes calling loud and strong

They’re playing the White Supremacy Song!

Would Charlie and Erika lead you wrong?

And keep that LBGT far away too

Get him the heck out of that pew!

And woman, you’re okay, but not a man

SO get back in the kitchen with your frying pan

AND if you fly, 

Make sure the pilot is as white as can be 

Or they’ll be looking for your remains

in the bottom of the deep blue sea.

SO,

Follow the Piper,

Follow the man

All just part of the

Good Old White Supremacy Plan!

Written by

Gerard Ross

July 27, 2026