Gather round children and open your ears
to a song so sweet that will bring you to tears
The Piper is coming – – He’s very near
Playing his sweet tune of Paranoia and fear
Come on, come out, Come all to play
Your parents already said it’s okay
In fact, they approve of all he will say
AND they homeschooled you ever so well
This is a “Turning Point” can’t you tell
MLK wasn’t that great anyway!
Plus, you’ve got white skin so Hooray, Hooray
You already know Jesus was as white as snow
And, of course, so, too, was Peter and Paul
As you can see in their pictures on your bedroom wall
and in the lobby of your Church Hall
And Lo and Behold, What do I see,
It’s new statues of Charlie and Erika looking at you and me!
Look Kids: How Brave, Courageous and Tall
Slavery wasn’t that bad at all!
I can hear the pipes calling loud and strong
They’re playing the White Supremacy Song!
Would Charlie and Erika lead you wrong?
And keep that LBGT far away too
Get him the heck out of that pew!
And woman, you’re okay, but not a man
SO get back in the kitchen with your frying pan
AND if you fly,
Make sure the pilot is as white as can be
Or they’ll be looking for your remains
in the bottom of the deep blue sea.
SO,
Follow the Piper,
Follow the man
All just part of the
Good Old White Supremacy Plan!
Written by
Gerard Ross
July 27, 2026